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What is a Cookiehead?
A Cookiehead first and foremost loves cookies and eats a cookie every day. There are periodic Cookieheads that only munch on a few cookies each month, but they are very rare and can be extremely dangerous. Cookieheads do not discriminate when they need a cookie fit, it could be breakfast, lunch or dinner. Cookieheads come in all sizes, shapes and colors. No matter were they are or what they're doing, a fresh Chocolate Chip Cookie is never far from their mind. If they don't have access to Cookie Island, any store bought cookie will do. Cookieheads live, play and work in all areas of life, with many different interests.
There are many different types of Cookiehead lifestyles: nocturnal, daytime, outdoor, indoor, athlete, intellectual, corporate, golf, rock and roll and extreme, etc.
Sigmoid Freud did a 2-year study on Cookieheads and the effects of cookies to their psyche-e. He discovered that cookies effect the id and ego in ways that were previously never imagined. Through hypnosis and psychoanalysis on the Keebler Elves and Girl Scouts Freud discovered that Cookieheads brian chemistry works a little different then a normal brain. When a Cookiehead sees, hears or eats a cookie their brain chemistry immediately triggers the emotional center of the cortex, and releases pleasure endorphins. This changes a Cookieheads physical and mental state into one of happiness, fun, and giving then a complete sense of euphoria. He calls it the Crumb Reflex.